Tory vampire

Description

They normally have titles like Count or Baroness, live in castles and apparently love to prey upon an unsuspecting populace. They’ve even managed to brainwash some people into thinking they’re their masters. Yes, it’s the Tories. 🧛

“The Conservative party is an eternally irritating force for wrong that appeals exclusively to bigots, toffs, money-minded machine men, faded entertainers and selfish, grasping simpletons who were born with some essential part of their soul missing.” – Charlie Brooker

White T-shirt 

+ We heat cure this T-shirt to ensure it’s set for a lifetime of washes.

+ The feel of the design, to the touch, actually gets better with each wash.